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Lord Xul’s New Tariffs Leave Rivals Rattled​

It seems the ever-ambitious Lord Xul of Ixarum has decided to test the patience of his peers, and perhaps the limits of his own arrogance. The Ixarum Trade Security Act (ITSA) has now come into full enforcement, effectively taxing all vessels that pass through the Ixarum system. Officially, the measure is said to “protect Dominion trade integrity and ensure the security of critical routes.” Unofficially, it’s a blatant money-grab.

Sources close to the matter whisper that Lord Xul is collecting a small fortune daily as traders scramble to move goods through the system. The Act conveniently spares certain shipments, namely those belonging to the Dark Lord himself. Curious, isn’t it, how a law supposedly designed for security bends so easily when it meets true power?

The real victims of this manoeuvre, however, appear to be Lord Rhôzan of Tobrade and, to a lesser degree, Lord Nar of Damolla. Tobrade relies heavily on trade, while Damolla’s exports — primarily agricultural goods — have seen their costs creep upwards as Ixarum’s gatekeepers demand their cut. The result? A tightening noose around the trade arteries of two Dominion worlds.

And yet, neither Rhôzan nor Nar has taken a stand. Neither has sent ships to blast their way through the blockade, and the limp counter-tariffs from Lord Nar don't seem likely to impact Ixarum's export of sand and hot air. Some interpret this as prudence. Others as fear. Still, there are murmurs in the cantina of Tobrade that Lord Rhôzan may be quietly amassing leverage of his own. Whether that means negotiation or revenge, only time will tell.

For now, the balance of trade teeters, and Lord Xul smiles all the way to the treasury.

Pureblood Meltdown on Dromund Kaas​

The usually austere corridors of Perfidious were treated to a touch of high drama this week when a young Pureblood woman was seen storming from the complex, screaming that the lovely "Lord Arazhar is a whooooore!” Eyewitnesses report that she was crimson with fury (and, presumably, genetics) as she was escorted away by guards attempting to calm her down.

Now, as our more seasoned readers will know, Lord Y’vass Arazhar is no stranger to whispered scandals. The elegant sorcerer has long been admired for her poise, intellect, and beauty, but also rumoured to have a taste for diversions. The question burning across the Dominion now is simple: was this an affair gone wrong, or a family feud made public?

One interpretation suggests that the Pureblood woman may be a relative of Arazhar, perhaps one of those Laezhar traditionalists who still cannot accept that their dear cousin married a so-called “filthy alien.” The Dark Lord Véhemen’s Echani heritage has long been a sore spot among certain circles of Sith purists. Others, however, are not so charitable, insisting that the woman’s words, delivered with such venom, carry the mark of betrayal rather than ideology.

Of course, it wouldn’t be the first time rumours swirled around Lord Arazhar. Whispers of clandestine liaisons with courtiers, spies, and even fellow Sith have persisted for months, though none dare present evidence. After all, few survive the attempt. So I'm not about to do so either!

Whatever the truth, one thing is certain: the gossip circuits of Dromund Kaas haven’t been this lively in years.

Mercenia Makes a Mess of Selya​

The Dominion’s duelling circles have always been a fertile ground for blood, glory, and the occasional scandal, but this week, all three were delivered in abundance. Reports from the Perfidious mess-hall suggest that Sith Mercenia utterly destroyed Sith Selya during what was described as a “friendly competition.” Friendly, perhaps, in the same way a nexu is friendly when it’s sharpening its claws.

The details are murky, but insiders whisper that the contest began as a test of endurance and skill, a sparring match, nothing more. Within minutes, however, it spiralled into something far more primal. Witnesses say Mercenia fought with a grin, landing blows that sent shockwaves through the training chamber, while Selya, ever proud, refused to yield. When it was over, Selya lay broken, bloodied, and barely breathing.

Medical aides report that Selya’s survival is uncertain, while Mercenia has been seen strutting through the halls like a queen who’s just seized her crown. The word “victory” doesn’t quite cover it, “humiliation” might be more appropriate.

Still, in the world of the Sith, survival is the ultimate victory, and Selya may yet rise to reclaim her pride. For now, though, Mercenia reigns supreme, and her rivals are keeping a very respectful distance.

Yours in scandal and tariff free
— Tivva Tryst
Still single. Still dangerous.

 

[The Dominion Observer]

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Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

Kalariax the Coward

Lead Operative Kalariax was meant to meet Draen Vothar, Viscount of Vandyne, blaster to blaster on the sands of Tatooine. A duel. Public. Honourable. The sort of thing Imperials whisper about approvingly over drinks.

Instead, Kalariax chose… cowardice.

In an act that has left even hardened veterans blinking in disbelief, the Lead Operative reportedly ordered a ship-based strike to eliminate Vothar from orbit, robbing the duel of its very purpose. Tactical? Perhaps. Cunning? Maybe. Honourable? Not according to the uproar now rippling through Imperial circles.

The incident was witnessed and reported by DX-KO of the DX Annihilator Network, present as a neutral observer on behalf of the Bounty Broker Association. The recording has been widely circulated, and it makes for uncomfortable reading. One source within the Zula Rangers summed it up rather neatly: “If you agree to a duel, you show up and fight with honour, not an orbital strike. This is an outrage!”

Cowardice is an ugly word, but it is the one being murmured most often in Kalariax’s wake.

Love, War and a busy Census office

Elsewhere in the Dominion, bodies are colliding with rather more enthusiasm. A substantial population boom, approaching ten million souls, has been recorded. Officials are being careful with their phrasing, but the Observer will not insult your intelligence.

The rise of Dominion Husbands and Dominion Wives has coincided rather neatly with this demographic surge, suggesting that conquest is not the only thing the Dominion has been aggressively pursuing. Passion, it seems, remains a powerful recruitment tool, as does polygamy.

That said, the same data also shows a noticeable increase in divorces, proving once again that what the law gives with one hand, it gleefully takes with the other. Love burns hot, but jealousy burns even hotter.

Still, from a purely strategic standpoint, more citizens mean more strength, more labour, and more future soldiers. If nothing else, the Dominion is thriving… vigorously.

Bloodlines and Bedrooms

Finally, a little scandal for those who prefer their power plays intimate. This one was sent in to me by a member of the powerbase who wished to remain anonymous.

A young Sith Incipient, Deena Kharib, is the subject of increasingly persistent rumours suggesting she is a distant relation of Sith Rer’ren herself. On its own, that would raise eyebrows. What has truly captured the imagination, however, is how this connection allegedly came to be.

According to whispers passed with knowing smiles, both Deena and Rer’ren may share the same father, a notoriously enthusiastic Sith Lord whose idea of legacy-building involved seducing their mothers while their respective husbands were, quite literally, forced to wait in the next room.

Helpless. Listening. Reflecting on their life choices.

If true, it would be a reminder that while Sith philosophy may speak loftily of blood and power, the reality is often far more… basic. No confirmations have been issued, and no denials either, which in the Observer’s experience only makes the rumour all the more delicious.

Yours in scandal and, listening through the bedroom door
— Tivva Tryst
Still single. Still dangerous.

 

[The Dominion Observer]

The Dominion Observer
Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

Silk, Scandal, and Side-Eyes

If the wedding of Imerne Dekidis and Malkor Laezhar was meant to reassure the Dominion that all was orderly, united, and safely heterosexual, then someone truly misjudged the guest list. Yes, the palace gleamed. Yes, the vows were spoken. But beneath the aurinum leaf and polite applause, this was less a wedding and more a pressure cooker full of egos, appetites, and secrets that had been marinating far too long.

The ceremony passed without incident, which in hindsight feels like the universe inhaling before the scream.

From Operative to Shuttle

Some guests leave weddings with party favours. Others leave with numbers exchanged, alliances hinted at, and futures quietly rearranged. Catyn Kalneth, however, left with her dignity in tatters, her dress suspiciously rumpled, and a reputation now boarding a shuttle on a one-way trip to everyone knowing.

From the moment she arrived, Kalneth treated the reception less like a celebration and more like a tasting menu. Too many dances, too much laughter, and a habit of leaning close enough for her ample bosom to offer a full-body invitation. It wasn’t subtle. It wasn’t discreet. And it certainly wasn’t professional.

Eyebrows truly lifted when she was spotted with a man whose name is spoken quietly and never written down. The sort who collects leverage rather than lovers, who remembers everything and forgives nothing. Their conversation was brief, intimate, and entirely transactional. No flirting. No coyness. Just two people agreeing that they wanted to spend the night doing the no-pants dance.

When she finally departed, hand clasped firmly in his, witnesses swear she laughed as the doors closed, as though she was pleased to discover she'd soon become another notch on his headboard.

Whether this little escapade remains a rumour or finds its way into quiet briefings and raised brows remains to be seen. Still, it’s comforting to know the Special Operations Group has acquired a new shuttle they can all take a ride in. One hopes it’s been thoroughly cleaned.

Not so Qute

If Qute Blokk hoped formal wear might disguise her complete lack of impulse control, the evening swiftly proved otherwise.

From early on, the Rattataki apprentice was visibly simmering, drinking hard, glaring harder, and making no effort whatsoever to pretend she belonged among polite society. The tension finally snapped during a heated exchange with Phaedra Laezhar, mother of the groom and a woman not known for tolerating disrespect from anyone, let alone a half-drunk rodent.

What followed was not a misunderstanding. It was an attempted headbutt.

In full view of the reception, Qute lunged. The impact she hoped for never landed, thanks only to the vastly superior skill of her opponent, who rebounded her with enough force to split her forehead and send her sprawling across the marble. Blood was spilled. Gasps echoed. Guards moved with practiced efficiency.

Qute was removed from the hall in a manner more befitting a drunk being tossed out of a dingy cantina. Observers were quick to note the implications: a public insult to the Laezhar bloodline, a humiliation for her master, and yet another reminder of why some species struggle to find acceptance within the Dominion.

One does wonder how long she’ll be licking those wounds.

A Private Affair

For a wedding designed to bind two bloodlines, it was remarkable how quickly the bride and groom stopped pretending to belong to one another.

As the evening wore on, Imerne Dekidis simply vanished. No dramatic exit, no blushing newlywed glow. Just gone. Guests near the doors remarked on the unmistakable relief on her face, as though she’d finally ticked the last box on an unpleasant administrative task. One can only speculate who ensured she did not spend her first night of marriage alone, we've received more than a few dangerous suggestions.

The groom, meanwhile, made his own preferences abundantly clear.

Malkor Laezhar spent the evening glued to a particular male “friend”, close enough to share breath, jokes, and far too many private smiles. By the small hours, the pair disappeared together, presumably to continue celebrating in a more honest setting.

By midnight, the verdict was unanimous: this was not a marriage, it was a press release. Two families satisfied, two reputations managed, and two people retreating straight back to the arrangements they actually wanted.

Romantic? Hardly. Efficient? Painfully.

Other Stories

Poor Skoni’ulatla. Someone should have warned him that palace weddings are endurance events disguised as parties. Endless courses, relentless refills, and dancing that demanded coordination proved too much. He was last seen leaving at speed, cheeks flushed, posture determined. Some claim he simply needed air. Others mention hedges. We’ll allow readers to draw their own conclusions.

Mara Virnais, meanwhile, appeared to spend the entire evening under siege. Thrown into arguments she didn’t start, subjected to aggressive flirtation, mistaken identities, and at least one violent misunderstanding, she eventually departed clutching stolen alcohol and the expression of someone profoundly done with everyone. A timely reminder that weddings don’t just ruin marriages, they ruin perfectly good evenings.

Atonur spent the evening locked in a one-sided war with the palace’s wine reserves, and judging by the number of empty bottles left in his wake, he was winning. Wherever he lingered, servants grew nervous, conversations loosened, and at least one guest later claimed they’d been told something “strictly off the record” about Lord Nar. We wonder if he'll regret that one in the future?

Naencie arrived sharp, stayed sharper, and left a trail of socially wounded guests in her wake. Conversations ended with smiles that took several seconds to curdle into realisation. Compliment or insult? By dessert, no one was quite brave enough to approach her, and honestly, that may have been the point.

Yours in scandal and sparkling wine,
Tivva Tryst
Senior Sin Sifter, Dominion Observer

 

[The Dominion Observer]

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Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

The Wayward Apprentice

Well, well. Pour yourself something strong darling, and lean in. Whispers across the Holonet insist that Sith Calian Tarr has slithered back into the loving embrace of the Zula Dominion, after a lengthy and allegedly debauched sojourn on a far-flung Hutt world.

Sources paint a rather undignified picture. Gambling tables, empty bottles, and Calian himself, glassy-eyed, spinning ever more indiscreet tales about his mysterious master to anyone who’d buy him a drink. Not exactly the austere discipline the Sith are famed for, darling.

But alas, credits have a habit of running out, and loyalty often returns when the purse does not. Our little exile is said to have gone scuttling back to her side, head bowed, pockets empty, and secrets hastily re-buried.

Still… secrets have a way of leaking. And oh, we do adore a slow drip. Stay tuned.

The Collectible Chiss

From the icy reaches of the Chiss Ascendancy, a rather delicious morsel has drifted our way concerning Operative Alark, newly arrived in the Zula Dominion and already raising brows.

The talk? A crippling weakness for World of Jedi Quest memorabilia, and not the tasteful kind you display behind glass. Allegedly, Alark managed to saddle his long-suffering family with significant debts, chasing ever rarer items with all the restraint of a child in a sweets shop.

The pièce de résistance, you ask? By multiple accounts, a staggering fifteen thousand credits spent on a vial of so-called bathwater attributed to Satele Shan, procured from a decidedly illegal black-market trader.

We won’t speculate on what one does with such a thing, darling, but we will say this: obsession, unlike bathwater, rarely evaporates cleanly.

Yours in gossip and purchasable bath water
Tivva Tryst
Senior Sin Sifter, Dominion Observer

 

[The Dominion Observer]

The Dominion Observer
Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

Her Cups Overflow

Darling, we are nothing if not observant.

While Lord Arazhar has assured the public she has been “conducting private research” over the past few weeks, certain sharp-eyed aides have noticed that her findings appear… considerably elevated.

The Lord, once known for her razor wit and razor-thin silhouette, has re-emerged from her scholarly cocoon looking positively buoyant. Robes strain. Clasps protest. Medallions sit at attention. One cannot help but wonder what precisely was being studied behind those closed laboratory doors.

Sources insist the procedure was purely “medically necessary.” Necessary for whom, one wonders? The Dominion? The morale of passing officers? Or simply the mirror?

Of course, we applaud any Lord who invests in herself. Power is projection, and projection, as we can now plainly see, has increased by several measurable cup sizes.

Research indeed.

The Dark Shadow

Now to braver matters. Or rather, the distinct absence of them.

Lead Operative Kalariax, already whispered about as the Dominion’s most fleet-footed tactician, reportedly faced his greatest enemy yet last week: a dark figure lurking in a corridor aboard ship.

Witnesses claim the Operative froze, eyes wide, breath quickening, before executing what can only be described as a strategic retreat of Olympic calibre.

The twist?

The dark, looming presence vanished the moment he stepped out of the light.

Yes, darling. He fled himself.

We are told the corridor remains traumatised.

In fairness, confronting one’s darker side is never easy. Some meditate. Some reflect. Some run full speed in the opposite direction.

Kalariax, it seems, prefers the latter.

My Empire for a Longer Saber?

If you thought our overlords only extended their influence, think again.

A datapad aboard the illustrious Tyrant has reportedly been “compromised” after a certain Sith, whose name we are too merciful to print, clicked on a rather persuasive holonet advertisement promising to increase the size of his… saber.

Yes. That saber.

The link, described by one junior technician as “obviously fraudulent and aggressively pink,” redirected to a phishing site requesting authentication codes, fleet clearance keys, and — delightfully — biometric verification.

Now, we are assured that no sensitive data was leaked. Assured, darling. Repeatedly. With very tight smiles.

Still, one cannot help but raise a perfectly arched brow. If those entrusted with the security of the Empire can be lured by promises of a few additional inches of glowing dominance, what else might tempt them? Discount cloaks? Half-price alchemy crystals? “Hot Purebloods in Your Sector”?

Holonet-security briefings have reportedly tripled this week. One instructor was overheard saying, “If you wouldn’t click it in public, don’t click it on a warship.”

Wise advice.

Because while ambition is admirable, risking the fleet for the sake of personal enlargement feels… unnecessarily small.

Stay vigilant, my dears. Not every link is worth extending yourself for.

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Yours in gossip and feeling extra busty
Tivva Tryst
Senior Sin Sifter, Dominion Observer

 

[The Dominion Observer]

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Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

Hard Talk

Meanwhile aboard the formidable Tyrant of Zula, something altogether stranger is being whispered about in the mess halls.

Reports suggest that more than a hundred crewmen were abruptly evacuated and distributed across medical facilities throughout the Dominion. Their condition? Severe psychological trauma. Some cannot speak. Others simply stare into space, as though their minds wandered off somewhere unpleasant and never returned.

The rumour circulating among junior officers is almost too absurd to believe, yet it refuses to die: the afflicted crew were allegedly subjected to extended conversation with Sith Deena Kharib, the daughter and apprentice of Lord Zazriel.

One shudders to imagine what exactly was discussed.

Sportsmanship? Optional

Speaking of Lord Zazriel, observers within the Dominion’s sporting circles witnessed what could only be described as a rather undignified display following the Thornback Vipers’ humiliating 5-1 defeat to the Vio’lekks.

Sources claim the Lord was seen pacing before a holoscreen in what witnesses politely described as “a spirited mood,” loudly declaring that the Vio’lekks’ owner would “pay for this.”

Now, darling, one can certainly admire passion in sport. But threatening vendettas over a scoreboard? It seems someone may need a reminder that it’s only a game.

Well. Mostly.

A Bump in the Dynasty?

Society watchers are already placing quiet wagers after murmurs began circulating that the elusive Imerne Dekidis-Laezhar may be expecting. Naturally, the first question on every well-poisoned tongue is the same one: whose child is it?

On paper the answer seems obvious. Her new husband would appear the respectable candidate. Yet those who frequent the more interesting corners of Dominion society insist the situation may not be quite so tidy. Apparently the husband is said to favour his own sex, and one particularly persistent whisper suggests they enjoy an open marriage.

Nine months, darling. That is all the galaxy must wait before the truth waddles out into the light.

Not So Horny

Finally, a little mystery for those with an appreciation for the… cosmetic arts.

Persistent gossip now suggests that Lord Vyshtal’s formidable Zabrak horns may not be quite as authentic as previously believed. According to the more malicious tongues in circulation, the ageing Sith Lord has allegedly taken to installing prosthetic horns in order to maintain the appearance of youthful vigour.

Of course, no one has yet been brave enough to confirm this rumour up close. For obvious reasons.

Still, one cannot help wondering: in a galaxy filled with terrifying powers of the Dark Side, is cosmetic horn enhancement truly where we’ve arrived?

Oh Dominion, you never disappoint.

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Yours in gossip and oh so horny,
Tivva Tryst
Senior Sin Sifter, Dominion Observer

 

[The Dominion Observer]

The Dominion Observer
Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

Across the Dominion this week, the whispers are flowing faster than spice through a smuggler’s hold. From questionable behaviour in establishments of ill repute to romantic intrigues and one rather pointed gift between Lords, the Observer has gathered the finest smut, rumour, and delicious scandal circulating through the powerbase. As ever, we report only what we hear… and what we hear is absolutely outrageous.

Fruit, Rebreathers and Trandoshan's

Word has reached the Observer that Operative Nylek Dalgash, the rather imposing Rattataki known for breaking bones and bending rules, was recently ejected from the infamous brothel Silk and Starlight.

Yes, darling. Thrown out.

According to several scandalised courtesans, the Operative allegedly requested a rather… specialised encounter. One that reportedly involved a rebreather, a large piece of fruit, two Trandoshans, and the immortal phrase:

“I'm the milk man, I'm the sausage farmer!”

Now, Silk and Starlight has a reputation for accommodating the more adventurous tastes of the Dominion’s elite, but even their experienced staff apparently drew the line. Witnesses claim several courtesans stormed out of the room in outrage while management hurriedly escorted the bewildered Operative from the premises.

One can only wonder what sort of training exercise he thought he had booked.

The Many Suitors of Domina Astra

Meanwhile, romance is reportedly blooming around Domina Astra, who has been seen entertaining a series of rather eager suitors in recent weeks.

Sources suggest that ambitious young men from across the Dominion have been quietly presenting themselves in hopes of winning the Domina’s favour, and perhaps advancing their own fortunes along the way. After all, a strategic marriage can elevate a career faster than a well-placed betrayal.

But the real question, darling, is this:

Will the Domina's chosen be her beloved partner, or will she be dominated by him.

Those hoping to secure her hand would be wise to move quickly. Competition appears fierce, and the Observer hears that several hopeful admirers have already begun sharpening their charm, polishing their uniforms, and practising their most impressive bows.

Domestic Bliss

Speaking of relationships, rumour has it that Sith Ennsu and Sith Atonur may have taken the next step in their… companionship.

Whispers suggest the pair are now sharing quarters, though the exact circumstances remain somewhat disputed.

One particularly colourful report claims Atonur was dragged kicking and screaming into Ennsu’s chambers while loudly protesting: “I don’t want to be the little spoon!”

Whether this marks the beginning of a passionate Sith romance or merely a temporary arrangement remains to be seen. Ennsu, after all, has never been known for delicate appetites, and some observers wonder whether Atonur will prove a lasting partner… or simply the latest conquest.

Either way, the Observer will be watching closely.

Lord Xul's Gift

Finally, in what may be the most pointed gesture of the week, Lord Xul has reportedly reinvested the profits from his infamous tariffs into a rather… personal gift.

Sources claim the Lord dispatched servants across the galaxy to procure a present for Lord Rhozan, the esteemed governor of Tobrade.

The gift?

A pair of balls.

Yes, darling. An actual pair.

Now, the Observer cannot confirm whether the gift was symbolic, anatomical, decorative, or perhaps cybernetic in nature. Nor can we verify whether Lord Rhozan was indeed in need of such equipment.

One hopes the gift came with a warranty.

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Yours in gossip and cybernetic anatomy
Tivva Tryst
Senior Sin Sifter, Dominion Observer

 

[The Dominion Observer]

The Dominion Observer
Gossip and Scandal from the Zula Dominion

## BREAKING NEWS ##

Whispers from Nar Shaddaa have now curdled into something far juicier. It has reportedly been confirmed that Darth Véhemen’s secret love child, has been discovered, the result of what one imagines was not a particularly diplomatic visit to the galaxy’s most notorious pleasure pit. The mother is said to be a Zeltron courtesan by the name of Ruby Raxx, which, honestly, sounds less like a person and more like a warning label.

Miss Raxx insists she is not after titles, favour, or a grand place in the Dark Lord’s household. No, sweet thing, she is apparently seeking “nothing but what our daughter is due.” How refreshingly modern. Why aim for devotion when one can invoice the Empire directly?

And because no scandal is complete without a little cruelty wrapped in lipstick, the lady in question also offered a surprisingly lukewarm review of the Dark Lord’s private talents. According to Ruby, Darth Véhemen was “an average lover” with “at least average stamina.” Average. From a man who no doubt expects planets to tremble at the sound of his boots, that little word lands rather harder than any lightsaber blow.

One almost feels for him. To conquer worlds and still be damned by a performance review.

Naturally, questions now swirl through the Dominion faster than wine at a governor’s banquet. Is the child truly his? Will there be a quiet settlement tucked into some discreet budget line? And perhaps most deliciously of all, how does one maintain an aura of terrifying masculine supremacy when the mother of one’s alleged bastard has effectively described the experience as… satisfactory?